What about tongue flicking and finger pointing, huh? Or are you afraid we'd all be slobbering idiots by 9:15?
Perhaps "secret plan" would be better?!? ;-P
BTW - I'd never accuse fellow FReepers of being idiots. I'm not so sure about the "slobbering" part.
Actually, having a big FReeper party (with designated drivers) and playing this game live, in person, would be a blast!!