To: shotokan
IF she weighs the same as a duck....
To: Walkingfeather
- VILLAGER #1:
- We have found a witch. May we burn her?
![](http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/05_vllgr.jpg)
- CROWD:
- Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
- BEDEVERE:
- How do you know she is a witch?
- VILLAGER #2:
- She looks like one.
- CROWD:
- Right! Yeah! Yeah!
- BEDEVERE:
- Bring her forward.
- WITCH:
- I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
- BEDEVERE:
- Uh, but you are dressed as one.
![](http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/05_bedev.jpg)
- WITCH:
- They dressed me up like this.
- CROWD:
- Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
- WITCH:
- And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
- BEDEVERE:
- Well?
- VILLAGER #1:
- Well, we did do the nose.
- BEDEVERE:
- The nose?
- VILLAGER #1:
- And the hat, but she is a witch!
- VILLAGER #2:
- Yeah!
- CROWD:
- We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
- BEDEVERE:
- Did you dress her up like this?
- VILLAGER #1:
- No!
- VILLAGER #2 and 3:
- No. No.
- VILLAGER #2:
- No.
- VILLAGER #1:
- No.
- VILLAGERS #2 and #3:
- No.
- VILLAGER #1:
- Yes.
- VILLAGER #2:
- Yes.
- VILLAGER #1:
- Yes. Yeah, a bit.
- VILLAGER #3:
- A bit.
- VILLAGERS #1 and #2:
- A bit.
- VILLAGER #3:
- A bit.
- VILLAGER #1:
- She has got a wart.
- RANDOM:
- [cough]
- BEDEVERE:
- What makes you think she is a witch?
- VILLAGER #3:
- Well, she turned me into a newt.
- BEDEVERE:
- A newt?
- VILLAGER #3:
- I got better.
To: Walkingfeather
To: Walkingfeather
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
65 posted on
09/29/2004 12:25:32 AM PDT by
Casloy
To: Walkingfeather
I was just thinking that:>)
69 posted on
09/29/2004 1:06:54 AM PDT by
irishtenor
(If stupidity were painful, the Democrats would NEED paid health care...)
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