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To: shotokan

IF she weighs the same as a duck....


2 posted on 09/28/2004 10:23:56 PM PDT by Walkingfeather (q)
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To: Walkingfeather
VILLAGER #1:
We have found a witch. May we burn her?
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
BEDEVERE:
How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2:
She looks like one.
CROWD:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!
BEDEVERE:
Bring her forward.
WITCH:
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE:
Uh, but you are dressed as one.
WITCH:
They dressed me up like this.
CROWD:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
WITCH:
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
BEDEVERE:
Well?
VILLAGER #1:
Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE:
The nose?
VILLAGER #1:
And the hat, but she is a witch!
VILLAGER #2:
Yeah!
CROWD:
We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
BEDEVERE:
Did you dress her up like this?
VILLAGER #1:
No!
VILLAGER #2 and 3:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No.
VILLAGER #1:
No.
VILLAGERS #2 and #3:
No.
VILLAGER #1:
Yes.
VILLAGER #2:
Yes.
VILLAGER #1:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.
VILLAGER #3:
A bit.
VILLAGERS #1 and #2:
A bit.
VILLAGER #3:
A bit.
VILLAGER #1:
She has got a wart.
RANDOM:
[cough]
BEDEVERE:
What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3:
Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE:
A newt?
VILLAGER #3:
I got better.

22 posted on 09/28/2004 10:40:52 PM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: Walkingfeather

"It's a fair cop"


23 posted on 09/28/2004 10:41:14 PM PDT by Boiler Plate
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To: Walkingfeather

Blessed are the cheesemakers.


65 posted on 09/29/2004 12:25:32 AM PDT by Casloy
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To: Walkingfeather

I was just thinking that:>)


69 posted on 09/29/2004 1:06:54 AM PDT by irishtenor (If stupidity were painful, the Democrats would NEED paid health care...)
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