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Kerry: Americans Don't Want Jokes From Their President
CNSNEWS.com ^ | 9/28/04 | Susan Jones

Posted on 09/28/2004 9:18:13 AM PDT by kattracks

(CNSNews.com) - President Bush's joke about John F. Kerry drew a sharp retort from the Democrat on Monday.

Campaigning in Ohio, President Bush said of Kerry, "'He voted for the use of force, but against funding the troops. He said that we're not spending enough money to reconstruct Iraq, yet now says we're spending too much. He said it was the right decision to go into Iraq, yet now he calls it the wrong war.

"I think he can spend 90 minutes debating himself," the president said to laughter.

Responding to the jibe, Kerry said, "When U.S. soldiers are in harm's way, the American people don't want jokes and fantasy spin from their president, they want to hear the truth."

Kerry said President Bush "refused to confront reality and admit that he recklessly rushed to war, that his wrong choices have left Iraq in chaos and that he has no plan to win the peace.

"It's time for George Bush to deal with reality and confront the hard truths that our soldiers face every day in Iraq," Kerry said.

President Bush told his supporters on Monday, "It's been a little tough to prepare for the debates" because his opponent "keeps changing his positions -- especially on the war." Press reports said Bush is expected to take that line in Thursday night's debate.

Meanwhile, the latest polls continue to give President Bush higher marks than Kerry for "personality" and "likeability."

According to ABC News, "More voters continue to dislike [Kerry] than to like him personally, and most prefer Bush across a range of issues and attributes, from terrorism and Iraq to honesty and leadership.""



TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: dontteasekerry; gigolo; horseface; horselaugh; jeanfrancois; kerry; lurch
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To: Stateline

......I guess he got a spray on tan to go with the geriatric wind surfer image.......<<<

Speaking of the surfer image, I wonder if Kerry got his legs done to match? I hope so. His spindly, flabby, white legs wpuld be improved with a bit of color - any color.


101 posted on 09/28/2004 9:56:11 AM PDT by hushpad
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To: The_Republican

Forgive me if I am wrong here, but wasn't Senator Kerry on David Letterman and some other Tv/Comedy shows this week? Didn't he do a Top Ten Count Down which is essentially 10 jokes in a row? Weren't they all directed at the president and vice president? Weren't troops in Iraq at the same time?

This guy is a sanctimonious bag of wind and has been since Uncle Teddy got him that Lt. Gov. job with Mike Dukakis. His new handlers have a rapid response team that is supposed to improve his pole numbers. Since they joined two weeks ago, Kerry's smug retorts and double standards make him look like he is running more as the head cheerleader who wants to be on student council than as a presidential candidate.

This democratic effort is starting to look more and more like a really bad lost episode of The Brady Bunch.


102 posted on 09/28/2004 9:56:21 AM PDT by johnnycap
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To: kattracks
Responding to the jibe, Kerry said, "When U.S. soldiers are in harm's way, the American people don't want jokes and fantasy spin from their president, they want to hear the truth."

He said after appearing on David Letterman and reading a Top Ten List that mostly mocked President Bush. And he also "joked" about the president's height yesterday.

I am sick of him setting rules for others he doesn't intend to follow himself.

103 posted on 09/28/2004 9:56:43 AM PDT by cyncooper (Have I mentioned lately that I despise the media?)
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To: Christian4Bush

sKerry is a LOSER. He's NOSEDIVING and getting desperate. He hopes that Americans have a short term memory. I would call him a scumbag but that would disrespect all bags that hold scum.


104 posted on 09/28/2004 9:56:51 AM PDT by bicyclerepair
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To: tractorman
I’m wondering if there has ever been a shutout in the Electoral College.

In California, Kerry could get convicted of the Laci Peterson murder and still win by ten points....no shutout.

105 posted on 09/28/2004 9:57:11 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: sharkhawk

...Didn't Kerry just make a joke yesterday about changing horses in mid-stream? Oh, the country doesn't want a president who tells unfunny jokes...

Yea, he said if the horse was drowning, you should switch horses. Does the same thing apply to donkeys?


106 posted on 09/28/2004 9:57:12 AM PDT by planekT
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To: RetiredArmy

Kerry is getting more and more pathetic as the campaign wears on. I'm getting ready for him to resurrect the "Bush posed with a fake turkey" scandal from last Thanksgiving.


107 posted on 09/28/2004 9:57:20 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: connectthedots
I suspect 100% of everyone reading the headline had the exact same thought.

You're right! It was the first thing I thought of and then saw it from the first two posters so I didn't bother. :)

108 posted on 09/28/2004 9:57:47 AM PDT by valleygal
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To: Puddleglum

"Fantasy spin" must be the latest offering from the brilliant folks behind "W is for Wrong" and "RNC stands for Really Not Compassionate." I am amused to no end that in a couple of decades John Kerry will be nothing more than a Trivial Pursuit question.


109 posted on 09/28/2004 9:58:12 AM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (W's Will is the Force of History)
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To: kattracks

And one more thing, he's creeping me out with this constant use of the word "fantasy".

Something sounds faintly kinky with his selection of using that term.


110 posted on 09/28/2004 9:58:24 AM PDT by cyncooper (Have I mentioned lately that I despise the media?)
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To: kattracks
"So, why does guy with the bowl cut keep slapping that Curly fella? I just don't get it..."


111 posted on 09/28/2004 9:59:09 AM PDT by GalaxieFiveHundred
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To: kattracks

Kerry: What a joyless pr**k!


112 posted on 09/28/2004 9:59:34 AM PDT by LincolnLover (Say No to Duplicate Posts! Posting Help--http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1179671/posts)
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To: Christian4Bush
My 76 year old Mother told me this one the other day:

Out on the Stump, Both sKerry and Bush went in to the same Barber Shop to get hair cuts, The barbers didn't know what to talk about, so they just kept quite and cut the two men's hair. sKerry's barber finished first and started to put some Cologne on sKerry, but John stopped him saying Teresa would think he'd been to a Whore house. Mr Bush then told his barber to put some on him, that the first Lady didn't know what a Whore house smelled like.
113 posted on 09/28/2004 9:59:38 AM PDT by OldSgt. (USMC, Nam Vet, HMM-165)
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To: Steve_Seattle

I'd wear that on a shirt!


114 posted on 09/28/2004 10:00:23 AM PDT by valleygal
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To: kattracks

Walking joke.

115 posted on 09/28/2004 10:00:50 AM PDT by bootyist-monk (<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
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To: My2Cents

Kerry: a horse of a different color!


116 posted on 09/28/2004 10:01:16 AM PDT by ShandaLear (Rather lied, CBS News died.)
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To: kattracks

Waaaaaaaaah!!!!!


117 posted on 09/28/2004 10:05:17 AM PDT by Sophie
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To: kattracks

Waaaaaaaaah!!!!!


118 posted on 09/28/2004 10:05:54 AM PDT by Sophie
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To: Christian4Bush

Please explain why you didn't understand "jokes as president?"


119 posted on 09/28/2004 10:06:18 AM PDT by Howlin (What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
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To: Howlin; cardinal4

I guess those photos prove that he WAS in Vietnam. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Agent Orange.


120 posted on 09/28/2004 10:17:35 AM PDT by Ax
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