Yeah! That one cracked me up!
To Mr. Heinz,
1. No one cares what you think. You seem to be a well-programmed talking points dispenser.
2. Bush is not out to win you over. The grace and humility you thought you saw was just an act to appease you and you fell for it. This is the man who is spending your inheritence on himself!
Here's the other hilarious part:
Nearly 100 students came out to listen.
Wow - 100 - is that a lot?
HAHAHAHA