In honor of Bob:
Changin' With the Wind
How many dollars must George Soros spend,
deepening the muck and mire?
And how many smears must CBS lend
before Dan is finally fired?
How many polls will point out a trend
that Terry will spin 'til the end?
The answers, for Kerry, keep changing with the wind.
The answers keep changin' with the wind.
How much supply must our troops do without
before John supports our GI's?
And how come Germany and France should count,
while he insults our brave allies?
Don't actions determine where the blame should fall,
and show who is truly our friend?
The answers, for Kerry, keep changing with the wind.
The answers keep changin' with the wind.
How many victories must John cast as a loss,
invoking the quagmire of Nam?
How many biotoxins must Saddam possess
to equal the threat of a bomb?
When the Winter Soldier lied as he testified,
were his means justified by his ends?
The answers, for Kerry, keep changing with the wind.
The answers keep changin' with the wind.
Excellent.
That's excellent. You have kept the original meter of the lyrics perfectly. Blowed up the left real good too!
Very funny. I wrote a bunch of Kerry Parodies. It is too easy to be fun. Here is part of my Kerry Library.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1163131/posts?page=11608#11608
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1185436/posts?page=82#82
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1185436/posts?page=87#87
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1185436/posts?page=20#20
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1185436/posts?page=112#112
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1199056/posts?page=21#21
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1198809/posts?page=69#69
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1185436/posts?page=79#79
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1185436/posts?page=100#100