John Kerry--he should have been a Canadian (so right)!

Canada Free Press ^ | August 27, 2004 | Arthur Weinreb

[DoughtyOne]

No, Kerry should have been a Vietnamese. If he had been, there's a good chance he'd have been one of the million or so killed after the jackasses like him killed our efforts to free them. John has never had to deal with what he and his ilk ushered in for Vietnam and Cambodia. That's the real shame.

[FormerACLUmember]

LOL, a Canadian with a sense of humor. They are rare in that frozen socialist climate.

My opinion of the Great White North just rose a few degrees above freezing.

[somerville]

When I was growing up in Canada, all they did was whine about how the US never paid any attention to them....it was like they were in a sad codependent relationship with the US.

You'd think the people in Quebec would like to have Monsieur Kerry in their midst, except they're so damned anti-American up there.

[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

Just wait a few weeks. He will be.

[Cuttnhorse]

Kerry would also make a great Foreign Affairs Minister. Who better than Kerry to run down to New York and take marching orders from Kofi Annan at the U.N. (Useless Nothings)? John would have a ball getting approval of the French and the Germans for whatever stand Canada is told to take.

LOL!! This guy has it.

[jocon307]

"John Kerry would make an excellent Canadian"

Perhaps it is not too late. Ter-ray-zaa after all is an "international woman", may they celebrate Christmas up north!

[christie]

A French Canadian.

Is it too late? They can have him.

Perhaps we can auction him on eBay.

[RichInOC]

Well...he would have looked pretty snappy in a Mountie dress uniform, in a Dudley Do-Right kind of way.

[Reagan Man]

Hey D1, maybe we can trade Kerry for some reasonable Canadian. Know any reasonable Canadians?

[crazyhorse691]

Not so fast there. I don't want JFK to get away scott-free. He has to answer for his traitorous behavior and I refuse to let him go to a country where they would build a statue to him. Exile JFK to Haiti.

[this_ol_patriot]

He should have been a Canadian plumber, a rich, stinky, whining turd herder extraordinaire.

[christie]

They speak French in Haiti. Good idea. We can send the UN along with him. Much cheaper rent.

In a little over a month, monsieur JFK will join the funny farm along with ALGORE and HOWARDDEAN. He'll be running around the country screaming, but not many will listen.

I'm just sorry anyone is paying any attention to Bubba.

[headsonpikes]

We'll trade John Kerry for Svend Robinson - even up.

Hell, I'd throw in Pierre Pettigrew - a twofer!

[Kozak]

When I was growing up in Canada, all they did was whine about how the US never paid any attention to them....it was like they were in a sad codependent relationship with the US.

What do you mean "like"? THEY ARE dependent on the US. For defense, for new medical technology and drugs, for tourist dollars, etc etc.

[DoughtyOne]

May I recommend the following soundtrack: "Crickets Chirping - The Collector's Set"

How about our friends the developers of Free Dominion, or perhaps even some of their contributors?

http://www.freedominion.ca/phpBB2/portal.php

[jpl]

More specifically, he should have been born a French Canadian. He looks French and sounds like a Canadian.

[Reagan Man]

I see you have no use for rhetorical humor.

Do I trust Canadians?

HELL NO!!!

[DoughtyOne]

Acually I did appreciate the subtle humor. Note that I couldn't think of anyone famous. I agree with you for the most part. News coming out of Canada has been quite disconcerting for the last few years.

[Montaignes Cat]

After he loses the election Kerry will become a Swiss citizen.