To: RedBloodedAmerican
After the unpredictable behavior of several hurricanes in the past few weeks, I have taken it upon myself to build a new model for forcasting the tracks of hurricanes. The older models relyed upon by the weather centers are out-of-date, and do not account for the vast increases in SUVs and Republicans. Here is the anticipated track for JEANNE based on my computer model:
435 posted on
09/25/2004 12:24:39 PM PDT by
spodefly
(A bunny-slippered operative in the Vast Right-Wing Pajama Party.)
To: spodefly
437 posted on
09/25/2004 12:28:49 PM PDT by
RedBloodedAmerican
(Daytona Beach. What's left of it, anyhow)
To: spodefly
There is an error in your model, it missed Texas. I think you have to increase the Republican values to correct.
To: spodefly
Are you sure about that? Mississippi has been quite the Republican state, so wouldn't the hurricane be more gentle to her?
440 posted on
09/25/2004 12:31:51 PM PDT by
getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
(lib·er·al - noun: ¹A person who is so open-minded that their brains have fallen out)
To: spodefly
Everyone needs a humor break!!!!!
That's terrific!
447 posted on
09/25/2004 12:39:45 PM PDT by
Gabz
(Hurricanes and Kerry/Edwards have 2 things in common - hot air and destruction.)
To: spodefly; All
Thanks for the laugh on post # 435, and to all with a good sense of humor.
We need it. ;)
455 posted on
09/25/2004 12:51:45 PM PDT by
G.Mason
(A war mongering, red white and blue, military industrial complex, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
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