[boycottliberalhollywood.com]

Muslims are walking away from the Bush vote! Oh no! Things that Bush could try:

• Do away with those embarrasing no-fly lists.
• Speaking of flying, don't bother with those annoying TSA screeners, either.
• As a matter of fact, fire the entire Department of Homeland Security, take the saved funds, and construct a huge gold monument to Saladin, in place of old Abe in the Lincoln Memorial.
• Replace the US Dollar with the Iranian Dinar.
• Replace the Constitution with Shari'a law, and the Supreme Court with mullahs.
• Pay Yusef Islam (that once Cat Stevens guy who can't fly) to re-write the National Anthem and make it more Islam-friendly.
• Ask John Kerry for additional suggestions, after all, he'll probably implement the above ones anyway, given the chance. Well, if Jacque Chiraq approves, that is.

[cliff630]

A qquestion for President Bush: "Mr. President, what will be your response be if some US city suffers some horrific attack will kills more than 100,000. Do you just stay the course."

What I would like to hear: "Thanks, Brit, I'm glad you asked that question. We have singled out nearly 150 Islamic mosques around the world which are the hotbeds of Al Quada. We already have cruise missiles at the ready for such an event."