LOL Caption Kerry the fighter!!

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[TheBigB]

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (L), seen here with boxer Bernard Hopkins at his arrival in Philadelphia, vowed to fight "a tougher, smarter, more effective" anti-terrorism campaign than President George W. Bush

[Tweaker]

Hey, nice belts. Did I tell you about the time I was in Cambodia?
There I was, badly woundgered....

[smith288]

Kerry is a boob...

[WestTexasWend]

"Is that your BO or mine?"

[Dallas59]

"TahREEZah needs another one of "you people" to clean the upstairs bathroom."

[T Minus Four]

Is he pretending to box, or doing that "heartburn, diarrhea" dance from that stupid TV commercial?

[hummingbird]

Kerry knocks himself out trying to prove his boxing prowess. He's a real athlete, he is.

[kimoajax]

And here is where I scuffed my knuckle for a purple heart in Nam.

[Recovering_Democrat]

"So I go like this, the rice hits me in the can and I get a Purple Heart, and go home. Film's over."

LOL!!! There you go!

[LibSnubber]

"Wha... what do you mean my breath smells like snails?"

[NRA2BFree]

"Tehrayza, help! A negroid has gotten past security!"

Said in jest, of course..

So what. They let him through security and he*s a him-roid. LOL

[Happygal]

'I guess a chin the size of mine would be hard to miss'.

[mlbford2]

"How many of your buddies from the state pen can you get to vote for me?"

For those who don't know, this guy is an ex con. Obviously he has changed his life around dramatically. Still, I thought would be a funny caption.

[TheBigB]

"And this is how I beat up all those Vietamese soldiers in Vietnam when I was serving as a soldier in the Vietnam War. in Vietnam."

[Novel]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040924/capt.sge.mmf84.240904173054.photo00.default-354x265.jpg

Have you ever seen me do the "funky chicken."

[Happygal]

'I think I'm a real knock out' ;-)

[conservativewasp]

You're not going to steal my medals, are you?

[farsighted]

Ooooh Cooties!

[Right_in_Virginia]

It looks like Kerry's boxing with himself.

[FesterUSMC]

Put up your duke's beeottch!