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To: screenameinuse

I like Kerry the Hunter's Ode to Bambi:

"I had a talk with a deer today
we met upon the road some way .
. . between his frequent snorts
He asked me if I sought his pelt
cause if I did he said he felt
quite out of sorts!"

Maybe he will write a poem about the terrorists. Is that what he meant by a more sensitive war?


11 posted on 09/24/2004 10:21:43 AM PDT by Capt. Jake (Tarheels against Edwards)
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To: Capt. Jake
F'n's *new* poem, "Ode to Osama":

"I had a talk with a jihadist today
who was he (going) to bomb, he wouldn't say.
. . between my horse-like snorts
He asked me if, at his soft touch, I would melt
and, blushing, I confessed I liked to be felt
in that secret "special place" in my shorts!"

20 posted on 09/27/2004 1:01:26 PM PDT by LincolnLover (Say No to Vanities! Posting Help--http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1179671/posts)
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