Posted on 09/24/2004 9:59:36 AM PDT by screenameinuse
Last month, John Kerry lauded "Lambert Field" during a visit to Wisconsin. He has yet to acknowledge Lambeau Field, the historic home of the Green Bay Packers. (Look for a Football Fans For Truth billboard coming soon near Lambeau Field, educating Wisconsin football fans about Kerry.) John Kerry also praised the Ohio State Buckeyes football team--during a visit to Michigan. John Kerry throws a football like a girl. NEW! Outraged fans throughout the nation have alerted us to The Great Football Flinch (right). We combed the archives for exculpatory evidence, but as of yet have found none that prevent this damning conclusion: John Kerry can't catch a football at all.
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Bump and a Go Pack Go to a fellow cheesehead!
Far as I know, the way to take care of an infestation of yellowjackets or hornets is to burn their nest.
Sounds like Kerry's plan is just to lay in a big stock of Campho-phenique.
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