[Miles Bennel]

No doubt the mask makers saved big time this year on the Kerry mask molds. Just don't be surprised when the doorbell rings this year and the one ringing the doorbell says, "You Rang."

[theDentist]

... or whinnies. Ol' Horseface being ridden by MamaT.

[TSgt]

I already bought a Kerry mask from these people. I'm going to put it on a straw dummy and sit it on a crapper in my front yard with a "Flush the Johns" sticker.

[Skooz]

I saw some presidential masks at Target last week. The GW Bush mask doesn't look anything like him, but the Clinton mask was dead on. The Reagan and Nixon masks remain the best ever.

I tried to talk my wife into getting the little "lady pirate" outfit (growwwwlllllllllllll), but she just rolled her eyes and walked to the stationary section.