Hell, I'm not doing much right now. I could take her place for six months.
I'm probably not much good for heavy, rock 'n roll frontline combat anymore, but if all you want is a warm body to push papers, load supplies or maintain equipment, I could do that.
Give me E-7 pay, a chit to smack fresh-ass, boot lieutenants and a case of beer on weekends - reporting for duty, sir.
Yeah but are you pretty and can you cook?