Ain't it da troot ... I think we can add this idiot Chicom (and his fellow longpigs slaughtered in the Square), Czechs who thought to throw stones at Soviet tanks and the Branch Davidians to this Darwin Award List of yours.
It's about time we started supporting bankrolled, heavy-armoured WINNERS instead of the steamrolled, unarmed Losers of this world.
I'd rather have the scantly clad girls then the burque wearing heads of cattle.
YOU ARE IN LUCK, BABY!!!
Given the fact this nation's highest court in the land finds faked-cyber child porn to be a part of our and Larry "Free Speech" Flynt's Godgiven rights to express ourselves, I doubt you're going to run into a dearth of scantily clad Christian wimmen anytime soon.
(And may I commend you on your use of "girls" ... most manly men these days are a little skittish about admitting the mainstreaming of Lolita in light of the framing of men as habitual sex fiends and rapists from whom even their own children -- much less the American Beauties their neighbors have bred -- aren't safe.)