[Fatuncle]

"Now anyone with a computer and a modem can call himself a journalist." --Brian Williams

Yes, and he'd better be able to back up his claim, or within minutes fifty people who know better will be all over him like white on rice.

[blackdog]

Brian Williams just had one of those buggy whip epiphany's.

[blackdog]

The internet is to journalism, what American Idol is to lounge singers.

It ain't all that hard. It's a matter of effort and desire once you have mastered the five minutes of the basics.

[Colofornian]

Yes, and he'd better be able to back up his claim, or within minutes fifty people who know better will be all over him like white on rice.

Hey! Representing the MulticulturalPCDiversityRainbow Council, we just wanted to put you in your proper place by informing you from our higher vantage ground that there happens to be brown rice, too, ya know. (And it's even healthier for you, carb-boy).

And then there's million of rice makeover recipes that give it an orange-to-whatever-color-is-under-the-sun look. So you just stick that "white on rice" crud back in the KKK hood it emerged from before we log a hate speech complaint about you.

Have a beautiful day!

Signed: The LovingTolerantYourOKWereBetterThanOKAcceptEverybody Committee