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To: technomage

Wow, I'm shocked if this is the case. Didn't think they'd do anything but deny until after the election.


31 posted on 09/19/2004 10:00:29 PM PDT by JZdiablo
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My prediction: they'll admit they were "deceived" and then spend the rest of the show pointing the finger where it really belongs.

BURKETT: And then one night a mysterious man in a trench coat and a Janet Reno mask appeared at my back door and handed me the documents. He said he was giving them to me because he knew I was a true patriot, someone who'd fought the evil neocon empire all his life. I was so proud to be chosen to help our great nation. I never dreamed that they were fake. I mean, I've always known that Bush shirked his duties. Always. So how could I know they were fakes when they were just stating the truth. (breaks down sobbing)How could I know?

DAN: Sir, this reporter understands. Even I was fooled by them and I'm sharper than my old Aunt Nelly's toenails. Now, can you describe this mysterious man further? Tall, short? Blond? Brunette?

BURKETT (shaking head) No. It was too dark. I never got a good look at him. I did get a glimpse of his car, though, as he drove off into the Texas night. It was an SUV with a bad muffler and there was a Jesus fish on the back. Right next to the NRA bumper sticker.

DAN: Hmm. A gas-guzzling, gun-loving, polluting, Jesus-freak. Important clues as we work to determine who perpetrated this heinous fraud on America. We'll be back right after these messages.

Cue the latest DNC attack ad.


110 posted on 09/19/2004 10:47:21 PM PDT by MonaMars
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