Posted on 09/19/2004 8:00:50 PM PDT by StarCMC
And I'm gonna have to call it a night -- hubby needs the computer! :o) HUGS to all!!
And thanks for all the welcomes everyone!
Thanks to the men in the Military and the Canteen for the beautiful flowers. They are most welcome!
Hello Everybody! I have absolutely nothing of value to add to this thread. But I want to take up some valuable real estate, and this seems to be the place.
Well, let's start at the beginning....were you anywhere near the tornadoes? If so, how are you? If not, did you have a good weekend? Have all your relatives checked in? Are the libs still in one piece?
Thanks, Star, for more fun short speaks to learn.
1) Would you mind if I send tomkow to Egypt? I'm thinking a trip to visit Mummies would do that Burka boy some good. What do you think? Honestly! He would deserve his fate amongst the Mummies. We'll even supply the toilet paper. Ain't that grand of me?
O My child Mojo, how it grieves Me to see My children engaged in such sibling strife, as any parent would feel as they beheld their children in conflict, wishing naught but peace and love between them, art thou getting the drift of this?
2) Can you explain to me the following: At what level of boredom does it require to be an official on the "NAME THE HURRICANE" committee?
My Child Mojo, most inquisitive among Men, turn thy inquiring will, that which is but a reflection of My infinite mind, to behold the place wherein dwelleth those prophets of My weather, known unto thee as NOAA, wherein thou shalt surely find the answers thou seekest...
3) You promised me the last time that you were going to fix the little issue about TV commercials. No pressure or anything, but can't you SPEED IT UP A BIT. Honestly, if you can't fix this problem...who can?
O My child, knowing thou with full wisdom that through Me, all things art possible, knowest also that they who annoyest you and test thy patience with their message and their words, the which art vexing in thy sight, I have granted free will to do as they shall, just as I have granted THEE, Mojo, the free will and intellect, which proceeds from My mind unto thee, which doth enable thee to change the channel to something that pleases thee in diverse ways...
4) The Sailor will think of something interesting and fun to do for our anniversary, right? If not, can I exchange him? Hehe (Just kidding)
My precious child, on that day which marketh the anniversary of the promise of love and committment that thou didst make to thy own dearest husband, he who left his family to cleave unto thee, in accordance with My laws, considerest thou this: has there cometh the time when thy Sailor failed to mark the day of thy rememberance of love, even unto the smallest and least token of his love for thy mortal self and immortal heart, which is but a reflection of My love for thee in turn?
5) Do you mind tanning Burka Man's booty? He's always mooning everyone. It's hard to see his booty sometimes. Perhaps a lightning rod to fry his booty would do the trick. What do you think?
My Child Mojo, thee of the fabulous and luxuriant tan in thy own right, is it thy desire to make thy brother, Tomkow, an image unto thine own, complete with a fabulous tan that he might call his own? Rather might thee and he not rejoice in the difference between thee, and the fact that in My infinite wisdom, he does not resemble thee, and art thou not relieved to hearest that?
6) Joe Thiesmann is really awful. Is there any reason why ESPN still has him around? Honestly, he's working my very last nerve.
Turn thy inquisitive eys upward, O My Child, to the answer to thy third question, therein which thy answer shalt be revealed unto thee...
7) The Presidential candidates are going on "Dr.Phil". My question is: WHY? He has a weight loss program that is a best seller and I'm thinking he could use his own advice. Maybe that's just me.
My most precious child, be assured that is is indeed, just thee. This child of Mine, as there art a multitude of My children, has sought to use his fame and his fortunes to aid and comfort his fellow Man, and be assured, there art few things the more good and kind than helping others, yea, even as they help themselves unto the buffet...
Thy petitions art completed, Mojo, My precious Child, fair among Men and beloved in My sight. Go thou unto thy rest, and sleep secure in My love unto thee.
'Nytol!
DAMN I just finish watching that oil for food scandel do you know that Fox news special had thingy on Saddam gave oil profit to couple of company in Switerland France and other countries between 1% and 5 percent went to terrorist while went to Saddam bank accounts in Switerland
Very interesting
Well report off Kydto news wire that Japan is going build up their coast defense just in case Little Kim of North Korea start with his nuke s***
Also another report off Wash Post reporting that Dubya and Willy Wonka fav munkin John Kerry plan three debate one of them going be town meeting
AND another report off Wash Post has Dan Rather going interview dude behind forge documents who have info on it
I don't KNOW WHEN that interview going take place keep eye on FR if I know Buckethead he probably run another false report about Dan Rather LOL!
Also Rack the Israelis BBC wire reporting while I watching Raider game IDF lay smackdown on two Hamas miltants
Goodness! I got wrapped up in another thread, a tv show, conversation with hubby, etc. I just now saw your post.
I was nowhere near the tornadoes. My family checked in, and they're okay. One brother's house is too damaged to live in, but our call got cut off before he could give details on the damage. He and Mom will be staying with another brother. He has no electric, no water, and no phone. Sometimes he gets a signal on his cell phone, but usually not. His house weathered the storm real well though. No damage, other than a messy yard. No acts of violence occurred, so libs are still in one piece. LOL
I had a great weekend. Hubby's been out of work recovering from a triple bypass. He goes back to work this morning, driving his truck. I'm going with him, so I can keep reminding him that he's the one driving. He drove the car a few days ago, and kept forgetting he wasn't the passenger. He kept sight-seeing. (He'll be driving around Trenton, so those of you in the area may want to just stay home.)
Well, I'm glad you were safe. The tornadoes seemed to be everywhere. Sorry about the Florida damage, but glad that all the folks are fine. Good luck getting to work later. LOL!!
Thanks. He's hauling a 53' trailor to a warehouse he's never been to. Should be FUN!!!
Well, you guys be safe out there.
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