[Rahmulus]

Martin is really on fire. Rednecks and cowboy hats. Boring American military men. Too much emotion. Can hardly wait for tomorrow's installment. I'm thinking something to do with fat people and corn dogs. Just a wild guess, Brit sports writers don't vary too much.

Ok, they are kicking our butts (most of this was written before that) so I guess they have the right. But it would be nice if you could report British journalists who think they are being witty to some international tribunal.

[DanTheAdmin]

Yes and the reason we're getting our butts kick is the US players are so stunned by the hideous vision of the Limeys’ teeth virtually crying out for orthodontia!

:-P