"What the hell!?! I registered here at Freerepublic almost two weeks ago and I haven’t got one single call from Carl Rove or anybody at the right wing conspiracy headquarters. I am really starting to feel left out… are ya’ll sure ya’ll wrote my number down right???"
Did you remember to register with the VWRC headquarters? Once you do, you will get the decoder ring, learn the secret handshake and only then will you be contacted...
...And if the memo was a plant by conservatives, why is CBS hiding the source?