[Bob]

Already done!

Thanks. Military fakes of any type are a major irritant to me.

I met a self-proclaimed Gulf War veteran a while back at a local bar. He claimed to have been a Lance Corporal in the army. I quietly called him on it and haven't seen him back in that bar since. Nobody else in the bar had picked up on his obvious lie.

[SendShaqtoIraq]

"He claimed to have been a Lance Corporal in the army"

Hey, my brother was a lance corporal. He was in the Marines!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Lance Corporal in the Army?

Maybe he was prickin' boils in the medical tent?