[doug from upland]

Hello to our Japanese friends. If I may, I will reach back into the DFU Archives. Sharon Stone's husband got a private tour at the Los Angeles zoo and wanted to see a komodo dragon up close. They allowed him into the cage. Ouch.

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MIDI - SUKIYAKI

I love Komodo dragons…just like I did red wagons
They are so sweet…they just love licking people’s feet
On Father’s Day…I might just get my way
And I’ll get to see one right up close

I love Komodo dragons…just like I did red wagons
Their skin is cool and they do not treat people cruel
On Father’s Day…I might just get my way
And I’ll get to see one right up close

My wife said “I have a surprise for you-ou-ou-ou
So close your eyes and we’re off to the zoo-oo-oo-oo"

I love Komodo dragons…just like I did red wagons
Smart as can be…and for food they will not mistake me
On Father’s Day…I might just get my way
And I’ll get to see one right up close

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I love Komodo dragons…just like I did red wagons
They are safe pets…I am willing to place some bets
On Father’s Day…I might get my way
And I’ll get to see one right up close

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I love Komodo dragons…just like I did red wagons
I said, “Dear, please…don’t excite them by spreading your knees”
On Father’s Day…I might just get my way
And I’ll get to see one right up close

Oh, no…my toe is hurting…it hurts like hell-ell-ell-ell

[AmericanInTokyo]

Thanks. You are indeed an original. By the way, hope you havent had any more kids of liberals middle finger salues, i.e., flip-offs, as you drive your vehicle through that Puebla de Nuestra Reina de Los Angeles.