FROM: Mr. C. Conservative, Esq.
RE:Seemingly endless supply of Foot-in- mouth statements
Sir:
Thank you for The ceaseless supply of gaffes, boners and outright obvious lies that you seem to spew constantly without any connection to reality or the truth. They have done Us in the VRWC no end of good.
Sincerely, C. Conservative
P.S.:
Where's Theresa been lately?
John's used to someone else picking up all his dirty underware. He doesn't even know the mess he's making.
Where's Tizzy been lately?
"Let'em all go naked for a while, at least the children."