Come to think about it, Kerry does look a bit like SeaBiscuit. Bawaahhaaaaaa.
Please everyone, start calling him Seabiscuit. Thanks Donna!
Okay. Seabiscuit is really down in the polls. Oh, and he's an idiot too.
even better can someone photoshop Kerrys` face on the horse
" The race is on... Bush appears firmly planted in front... while Seabiscuit is sinking slowly..."
Seabiscuit won races. A better name for Kerry is "drongo" after a well bred horse that could never win a race. It's become an Australian term for a dumb loser:
".....There was an Australian racehorse called Drongo during the early 1920s. He wasn't a an absolute no-hoper of a racehorse: he ran second in a VRC Derby and St Leger, third in the AJC St Leger, and fifth in the 1924 Sydney Cup. He often came very close to winning major races, but in 37 starts he never won a race. Soon after the term became more negative, and was applied also to people who were not so much 'unlucky' as 'hopeless cases' , 'no-hopers', and thereafter 'fools'.
A drongo is a simpleton but a complicated one .... In an emergency he runs heroically in the wrong direction. If he were Superman he would get locked in the telephone box. He never wins. So he is a drongo."
The link is here if anyone wants to learn more.
http://www.anu.edu.au/ANDC/Austwords/drongo
But "he runs heroically in the wrong direction" sounds just like John F. "Drongo" Kerry.