"yeh, I got the hots for Laura. She's got my looks and the type of personality Im attracted to. Unfortuneatly, being one of the masses, If I posted these thoughts on an internet chat site, I'd be labeled a stalker."
Yeh. You'd be dating right now, if it weren't for that restraining order thingy.
Get in line, Laura and I have a long standing relationship...she just isn't aware of it yet.
Laura, if you are around here today, let me know what you want for dinner tonight...I'll make the reservations.