[EternalHope]

First (leaving aside how suspiciously well Buckhead puts sentences together for a righty blogger), there’s the extraordinary, yeah, boggling, knowledge of typewriting arcana.

Yup. Right wing yokels like us don't know nuthin'.

We caint rite, most uv us'n caint read, and we shore as heck don't know whut a "font" is.

Guess that pruves it. "Buckhead" is Karl Rover, and the forgd docs are a right wing scheme to get C^bs caught in their own panties.

Scuse me. I gotta go shoot me sum poachers on the back 40 with my assualt rifle.

[NYCVirago]

Yup. Right wing yokels like us don't know nuthin'. We caint rite, most uv us'n caint read, and we shore as heck don't know whut a "font" is. Guess that pruves it. "Buckhead" is Karl Rover, and the forgd docs are a right wing scheme to get Cbs caught in their own panties. Scuse me. I gotta go shoot me sum poachers on the back 40 with my assualt rifle.

These libs can't even get their stereotypes straight. Depending on the story, we're either a bunch of yokels chewing tobaccy and huntin' possum, or we're wearing top hats like Mr. Monopoly. And I guess in this story, we're both!