lol...even make-up couldn't do that justice.
Jay Leno: "Let's see what's going on over at C-BS news."
Jay Leno: "New documents surfaced today proving that President Bush did not fulfill his National Guard service. CBS says they know they're new, 'cause they were just printed over the weekend."
Jay Leno: "It's nothing but disasters on the news. Hurricane Frances, Hurricane Ivan, the Kerry campaign. It's just one disaster after another."
Jay Leno: "Crime in the US is at a 30-year low. Lowest it's ever been since '72. And today, John Kerry blamed the whole thing on President Bush. He said the economy is so bad, even criminals are having a hard time finding jobs."
Boortz: "CBS TO HAVE A STATEMENT IN AN HOUR TO 'CLARIFY'.."
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1216892/posts?page=1#1
Let's hope.