Karl Rove faxed us the documents...yeah, that's right, that mean ol' Karl Rove sent them to us...oh, you don't believe that one? Okay, they came from aliens...that's right, space aliens...their flying saucer landed right outside the CBS Broadcast Center on West 57th, and these little green men rushed in with these national guard documents...oh you don't believe that, either? Well, then, it must have been....
FACS COVER SHEET
From
CARL ROVE
CBS News
Attn: Mary Mapes
New York City, NY.
Dear Mary,
Here is a copy of three memos that someone gave someone else after they got it from someone else.
You mite think it is neat-o and you could, like, maybe use it in a story about President Bushs service in the Texas National Air Guard Unit.
Thank you for letting me leak this to you.
Sincerely,
Carl Rove at the White House