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CBS was supposed to issue some statement on the Dan Rather Forgeries...I bet that is causing the meltdown...



At zoo, tiger is in; rhino is out
Staffers who did not flee the city combed the Audubon Zoo Wednesday morning, feeding and checking on the 1,500 animals who live there, said public relations director Sarah Burnette.
Hundreds of birds, such as the Marabou stork, were taken from cages exposed to the elements and put in kennels, “like you’d put a dog in,” Burnette said.
Some mammals, such as the rhino, can decide whether to roam their outdoor enclosures or indoor pens. But the white tigers won’t have that option.
“Just in case their enclosure should be breached,” they will be kept in their night pens, Burnette said. “We don’t need them roaming around.”
Burnette said zoo officials hope to re-open Friday

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Staffers who did not flee the city combed the Audubon Zoo Wednesday morning, feeding and checking on the 1,500 animals who live there, said public relations director Sarah Burnette.

And they all ax for you.

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CBS Dan Blather statement now put off 'til 5pm.

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Mayor now says Red Cross will not serve any area below sea level in a level 2 hurrican or above.

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Some mammals, such as the rhino, can decide whether to roam their outdoor enclosures or indoor pens. But the white tigers won’t have that option. “Just in case their enclosure should be breached,” they will be kept in their night pens, Burnette said. “We don’t need them roaming around.”

Great plan! What harm could a roaming rhino possibly cause?