*I* am Buckhead!
Cue trailer parody:
Buckhead: "I can't remember anything that happened more than two weeks ago. My first memory is of posting on Free Republic."
Narrator: "Jason Buckhead was Karl Rove's top agent."
MoveOn.org donor: "YOU! STOP RIGHT THERE!" (Scene of incredible violence ensues, Buckhead decapitates MoveOn.org donor with a CD-ROM of TrueType fonts.)
Narrator: "But he's about to become John Kerry's top target."
Karl Rove: "He's been trained to recognize fonts, conditioned to understand kerning and tab stops. Kerry will do anything to stop him."
Narrator: "Based on true events...The Buckhead Identity."