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Newly Unearthed Bush National Guard Memo
National Review ^ | September 14, 2004 | Dave Konig

Posted on 09/14/2004 9:21:13 AM PDT by Area Freeper

111th Fighter Interceptor Squadron P.O. Box 34567 Houston, Texas 77034

01 August 1972

MEMORANDUM FOR ME

TO: Me (Lt. Colonel Jerry B. Killian) FROM: Me (Lt. Colonel Jerry B. Killian) SUBJECT: Bush, George W. 1st Lt. 3244754FG

1. I am writing this memo to myself so that I, Lt. Colonel Jerry B. Killian (commanding officer of 1st Lt. George W. Bush) will have a record of the secret thoughts of me, Lt. Colonel Jerry B. Killian.

2. I bet my wife thinks I don't know how to type. Ha! Typing is so easy with this new, top secret, experimental National Guard "Computer-writer"! Have to remember to send the guys in the secret National Guard Experimental Equipment Department a thank you note for letting me use this thing. "Superscript"! Geez, what'll these guys think of next?

4. 1st Lt Bush disobeyed my direct order.

6. My friends in the Navy tell me good things about this young swift boat commander, Kenny? Kermy? Something like that. They tell me he's so heroic that some of the other swift boat guys are jealous of him. Hey, at least he's serving in combat — not like that punk Bush!

7. 1st Lt Bush just walked by my office. He looked right at me and scratched his forehead — with his middle finger! Arrogant punk!

9. Love this proportional spacing! Those experimental guys are nuts!

10. That young reporter, Rasher? Ranther? Something like that. He's good.

11. Boy, if he ever got the crap beaten out of him by some nutcase demanding to know Kenneth's frequency or something like that, I'd believe him.

13. That's it, I'm suspending his flight status! You're grounded, mister!

(signed) JERRY B. KILLIAN Lt. Colonel

(Excerpt) Read more at nationalreview.com ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: frequencykenneth; ratherbiased; rathergate
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To: Area Freeper
You forgot the last part:

14. The public will never believe the innocence of the Clintons and their loyal staff...

21 posted on 09/14/2004 10:05:34 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Area Freeper

What happened to number 5?


22 posted on 09/14/2004 10:07:54 AM PDT by Marak
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To: Marak
What happened to number 5?

NR articles must be excerpted. I picked my favorites. Here is 5:

5. Bush's arrogance and what I call his "go-it-alone" attitude spell big trouble for this young man. God forbid he ever gets into any position of power!

23 posted on 09/14/2004 10:09:32 AM PDT by Area Freeper (From John Kerry, they get a "yes/no/maybe" bowl of mush that can only encourage our enemies)
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To: Area Freeper

LOL


24 posted on 09/14/2004 10:10:24 AM PDT by Marak
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To: Area Freeper

14. 1stLt Bush has one of those mutated little fingers, like on that TV show, "The Invaders." Have to keep a special close eye on him...


25 posted on 09/14/2004 10:24:19 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: All

bump


26 posted on 09/14/2004 10:32:34 AM PDT by killjoy (Security through obscurity is not.)
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To: Area Freeper

LOL!! Must copy to Fox, etc.


27 posted on 09/14/2004 10:38:03 AM PDT by talleyman (Dan Rather is the love child of Josef Stalin & Matta Hari and James Carville is a space alien - E.T.)
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