Posted on 09/14/2004 9:21:13 AM PDT by Area Freeper
12. 1st Lt Bush just hit a baseball through my window. Doesn't even apologize for breaking the glass! Just stands there yelling "Hey, mister, little help here..."
*snork* Too funny!
You forgot number 14.
14. Lt Bush walked by my office and farted, blowing a pencil into my chest. (Some guy named Lt (jg) Kermit (?) said I rated a Purple Heart...check with Personnel on this.
14) If it weren't for that carpetbagging George H W Bush and his buddies at Haliburton, I wouldn't have to put up with his punk kid.
see-BS will be the laughing stock of the first third of the 21st century
By George Conway
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September 25, 2004 Saturday
HEADLINE: CBS Stands By Claim of Bush National Guard Payoff
DATELINE: WASHINGTON
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Faced with the second major controversy this month about its reporting on President Bush's National Guard service, CBS News on Friday defended its report that President Bush had used $3 bills to bribe Texas Air National Guard officials in 1973.
The latest dispute erupted after the CBS News program "60 Minutes II" reported earlier this week that Bush had used several thousand $3 bills to buy the silence of National Guard officials who were questioning whether he had met his service obligations. The program featured color photocopies of some of the currency allegedly used to pay the bribes.
Conservative critics on the Internet immediately cried foul, claiming that there was no such thing as a $3 bill, and some news organizations later quoted "experts" as expressing doubt that such a denomination ever existed.
Claims were also made that the bills were "doctored" versions of recent $5 bills. Some of the bills, while containing 3's in each corner, bear the text "FIVE DOLLARS." The bills contain portraits of former President William Jefferson Clinton that appear roughly one centimeter left of center on the face of the bills.
http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/conway200409141022.asp
14 Lt. Bush is always asking, "Can we play playstation? Can we play playstation? Can we play playstation?" like some nervous OCD chimp, not like someone who would be a brave swift boat commander in the jungles of Vietnam. I love the smell of daisy cutters in the morning.
Crap. Bush is toast.
3. Phone call from Bush. Discussed options of how Bush can get out of coming to drills from now through November. Says he wants to transfer to Alabama "with a banjo on my knee". I told him I didn't see relevancy of "banjo" reference. Bush told me to "lighten up old man". I told him I didn't like his attitude. He advised me not to "have a cow, dude". I told him to "straighten up and fly right — and that's an order!"
I am the real Buckhead, and I'm not wearing pajamas
15. Saw Lt Bush at rock concert when he was supposed to be flying. Told me to "go fly a KITE!" when I said get back to base. When I walked away, he threw a small pebble at me. Lt Bush has a BAD ATTITUDE!
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17) OH, MAN! The punk just lit a bag of dogsh*t on fire and threw it outside my front door!!!
18. (phone rings). I pick it up. "Hey, is Mister Ballz there?" I answer, "Mr. Ballz?" "Yeah, a Mister Claude Ballz." (Phone hangs up.) I could SWEAR that it was Lt Bush's voice. He makes me mad.
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19. File this memo into the "Not To Be Opened Until 20 Years After My Death" file. CC Dan Rather, the Democratic National Committee and Lt. John (Kirby? Kearney? Note to fix spell check).
Is the democrat holding a "raster" image?
Or a 'RASER image he's holdin'?
I'm sure he Rather Kerry something else, but let's not Drudge him through any more muddy waters.
As Truman once said, "If you can't stand the Blogs, stay out of the swamp."
Quick! Copy that "rather" image about 15 times! We can still make out the "fount" of knowledge.
19. I saw Lt. Bush snorting a line of coke at Camp David. I must remember to tell Kitty to use her tape recorder when I tell her this...
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