[longtermmemmory]

This is like a singles bar where some looser says he is reaaaaaly a spy.

(who was that car salesman who pretended to be a spy to get women in true lies?)

[Green Knight]

That was Bill Paxton. He was hilarious in that movie.

And yeah, the dimbulb reporter who filed that story would've probably fallen for his spy act, too. But then again, taking people at their word is a MUCH easier thing to do then to actually get off your ass and do some INVESTIGATING!