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Schwarzenegger Signs Bill Banning Sex with Corpses
Reuters ^ | 9-10-04

Posted on 09/10/2004 5:00:44 PM PDT by Indy Pendance

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To: Shermy
They debated this for two years? Was there a lobby against it?

Sure they had a lobby against it...it just took a while to dig them all up....(sorry, couldn't help myself)

Joke:

Old man: Doc, I think my wife is dead.

Dr.: What do you mean you think she is dead???

Old man: Well, the sex is still the same but the dishes are starting to pile up.

41 posted on 09/10/2004 5:12:10 PM PDT by T-Bird45
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To: Indy Pendance

This issue is dead! It won't go anywhere!


42 posted on 09/10/2004 5:12:16 PM PDT by 2nd Amendment
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To: PatrickHenry
Whatcha gonna do now, guys?

Two guys and a gal are stranded on a desert island, with no hope of rescue. After two weeks of wild sex, the woman was so disgusted with what she had been doing with the two guys she decided to kill herself. Two weeks after that, the two guys were so disgusted with what they were doing with her, they decided to bury her. Two weeks after THAT, they were so disgusted with what they were doing with each other, they decided to dig her back up.

43 posted on 09/10/2004 5:12:16 PM PDT by longshadow
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To: Indy Pendance

Jesus. What next? What other rights are they gonna take away from us, huh????


44 posted on 09/10/2004 5:12:35 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Kerry's Campaign fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.)
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To: NormsRevenge

yikes ! no more sex for Susan Estrich !


45 posted on 09/10/2004 5:12:41 PM PDT by force recon
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To: Chad Fairbanks

< /Constitution Party >


46 posted on 09/10/2004 5:13:17 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Kerry's Campaign fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

< /"real" conservative >


47 posted on 09/10/2004 5:13:19 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (God bless Senator Zell Miller.)
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To: keat

ding, ding, ding, no more calls please, we have a winner!


48 posted on 09/10/2004 5:13:21 PM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

ROTFL


49 posted on 09/10/2004 5:13:43 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (God bless Senator Zell Miller.)
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To: Indy Pendance
Good thing that my first wife and her husband don't live in California. He'd be charged with a misdemeanor.
50 posted on 09/10/2004 5:13:44 PM PDT by vetvetdoug (In memory of T/Sgt. Secundino "Dean" Baldonado, Jarales, NM-KIA Bien Hoa AFB, RVN 1965)
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet

ROTFL


51 posted on 09/10/2004 5:13:47 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Kerry's Campaign fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.)
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To: Indy Pendance

It'll probably be legal if they marry them first. Then of course they'll have the right to all spousal benefits.


52 posted on 09/10/2004 5:14:19 PM PDT by mississippi red-neck
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet

STOP IT!

(LOL)


53 posted on 09/10/2004 5:14:19 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Kerry's Campaign fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

ROTFLMAO


54 posted on 09/10/2004 5:14:19 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (God bless Senator Zell Miller.)
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To: mhking

No kidding.


55 posted on 09/10/2004 5:14:42 PM PDT by Jaded ((Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain))
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To: Spok
That's going to tick off another huge California constituency!

No doubt, they'll be heading to your state for relief.

56 posted on 09/10/2004 5:14:50 PM PDT by Joe Hadenuf (I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
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To: Indy Pendance

No problem for the necrophiliacs. Just get five or six people to watch and call it "performance art." Then the ACLU will get on board and the Supreme Ct will rule it to be protected speech.


57 posted on 09/10/2004 5:15:13 PM PDT by byset
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To: Indy Pendance

Well hell, there goes the weekend.


58 posted on 09/10/2004 5:15:22 PM PDT by Porterville (How can the median price of a home in CA be 450,000 dollars? How? Where is the money?)
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To: Indy Pendance

You mean you can't even have sex with a corpse? What if the corpse is over 18? What if you want to marry the corpse? I mean, according to the gay lobby, you should be free to marry any body you want.


59 posted on 09/10/2004 5:15:46 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
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To: longshadow

The people of California must learn to get over their necrophobia.


60 posted on 09/10/2004 5:16:21 PM PDT by PatrickHenry
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