I ets'd, went to college, seminary, and then Chaplain Basic course coming back on active duty for Phase I of the course in about Jan of 85.
I was welcomed with a pee test.
Neat site....a whole room of prospective Army chaplains -- priests, rabbis, pastors, etc. -- lined up at a desk, waiting for their turn to go to the urinal with their "guard" and drain their life's fluid into those little plastic bottles.
The damndest thing was that we'd just driven in and everyone had exited their vehicles and drained it prior to the first meeting.
Lotsa coffee and water being drunk. Lotsa jokin' going on.
Prayers for Pee. Team building around the pee bottle.
This is what people who don't go into the military miss out on -- the stories! LOL