[SerpentDove]

I have this mental image of Dan Blather at midnight, sitting at his keyboard in his underwear, cackling maniacally as he types out the forgery.

And it ain't pretty.

[Truth Table]

I have this mental image of Dan Blather at midnight, sitting at his keyboard in his underwear, cackling maniacally as he types out the forgery

...Your forgot "Drooling, with tears of rage running his cheeks"