NOTE TO DAMNOCRATS:
"To forge, don't use typewriter."
Actually, don't use MS Word! All they had to do was pick up an old Underwood portable. The government must have bought a million of them. Here's one on Ebay. It's not quite the right model but it would do.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=67106&item=3837897209&rd=1