[Seaplaner]

"Let's do some investigating."

Fine idea! We should start with dan rather, whom I think may have made some conflicting and public claims about his bum's rush from the United States Marine Corps. Any experts on this?

(I wonder if Mr. rather's hatred of things military may stem from his rejection from same.)

[Leisler]

For decades Gunga Dan has been claiming he's a Marine. Supposedly he was known to physically throw his weight around the fey limpwrists of CBS.

In two tries he never made it through boot camp. Loser/liar.