ROTLMAO!!We can have him encased in polyurethane so that he is well preserved.
Put a button on his chest that museum goers can press and get a minute or two of his stump speech.
This would work for ShoveIt!® as well. I say display 'em as a pair.
"HARCOURTTTTTTT?!?! HARCOURT FENTON MUDD KERRY, WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?!?!?! YOU'VE BEEN DIPPING INTO THE TRUST FUND AGAIN!"