Ok I made it up.
I notice you avoid the obvious.
Perhaps I put too much in each reply to you.
So I will ask you one question:
Did Clinton have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky?
Please just answer that one question for me, ok?
Oh, the litmus test. Don't hold your breath waiting for a straight answer. If you get an answer at all, it will be something like "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
As far as I can tell, yes.
But if my only source for that had been a tabloid that published articles like the following, I'd doubt that too:
"IT'S BACK ON Nancy Dell'Olio and England manager Sven Goran Eriksson are living together again
"BEDDED LIAM & ROBBIE IN A DAY Revealed: The mystery blonde who made love to Robbie Williams in Liam Gallagher's bed...
"IT'S OFF England soccer ace Sol Campbell has been dumped by his millionaire girlfriend...
"FERGIE BID FOR I'M A CELEBRITY The Duchess of York is poised to appear in I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!...
"LUCKER IN LOVE Sexy Footballer's Wives star Zoe Lucker has fallen for a hunky DJ...
"POSTIE GIRL,19 CAUGHT IN THE SACK ON ROUND Teenage postgirl facing the sack after being caught enjoying secret sex session on her delivery round...
"PINSENT WIFE ON HER GOLDEN WONDER HERO Did we celebrate with sex? Well, rowing does wonderful things to a man's body...
"LAGS TO TAKE HIKE IN PRISON Fat prisoners at some of Britain's toughest jails are to be taken on hikes behind bars in a bid to improve their fitness..."
I guess I'll believe what this paper reports when I learn to believe in Alien abductions.