President to Kerry: "Why the long face, John?"
Why don't you cut your nails?
"Mr. Kerry, do you wake up every morning surprised that the International Criminal Court, which you whole-heartedly support, hasn't filed war-crimes charges against you?"
"How much does that there Botox cost? As much as the Zoloft? Heh heh heh...."
Where's your wife?
Does it matter what Bush would ask him? The response would always be the same "How dare you question my patriotism!!"
"Senator Kerry, I'm very confused...what EXACTLY is your position in the War on Terror?"
Ask John Kerry, what kind of allowance Teresa gives him?
How is fighting against a terrorist regime in Iraq "Misleading" if we are waging a WOT and Saddam is a terrorist?.
You say you've changed your mind on the war - why not also on big government and socialism? Where has it not caused severe economic damage?
John, how would you like me to kick your ass?
Senator Kerry, how are they hanging?
Were you in Cambodia?
ping dr raoul (sp?).....the good dr. asks such GREAT questions! just be careful if you're drinking coffee while reading his posts. (one of these days he'll get me laughing so hard, my nose'll bleed)....
Why did you say "Jenjis Khan", instead of "Ghengis Khan"?
Ask to see John Kerry's war wounds
"Do you support the war in Iraq?" Kerry will almost certainly have to say yes, given his recent pronouncement that he would have still voted for it had he known what he knows now. This will alienate some of his base, and may send them towards Nader (or at least make them stay home). Alternatively, he will ramble and waffle without saying yes or no, which will alienate undecideds.
"Why did you vote against pretty much every new piece of military hardware that was proposed during your time in the Senate?"
And, this is the clincher...
"Do you think the best way of attracting allies is by dismissing those who are already with us as 'a coalition of the coerced and bribed'?" This one will leave him with nowhere to go, especially if Bush reels of the names of Britain, Poland, Italy, Holland, etc.
Question: Senator Kerry, I heard you say once or twice that you servee in Viet Nam. Is that true?
Nick
Bush to Kerry: "Is it true you served in Vietnam?!"