[missnry]

It's a Lance Armstrong band....
Kerry had prostrate cancer like Lance...

[ScottFromSpokane]

Actually, Armstrong had testicular cancer, but you're right about the bracelet.

I was going to make a joke about it being a "WWJKD" bracelet, but now it just seems tasteless.

[SlickWillard]

missnry: It's a Lance Armstrong band....
Kerry had prostrate cancer like Lance...

ScottFromSpokane: Actually, Armstrong had testicular cancer, but you're right about the bracelet.

You know, when I first made that crack about the bracelet, I was a little worried that it would turn out to be some sort of a "9-11 victims fund" or "bring our troops home safely" kind of a thing.

I shoulda trusted my instincts - there's no way that a monolithically narcissistic whore like John Kerry could ever give a damn about anyone's suffering other than his own.

[Lurking2Long]

Ummm...Lance had testicular cancer.

In which case, you are still correct, since Kerry has no balls either!