not to promote excessive drinking BUT
Osama bin Laden walks into a bar with a duck under his arm.
The bartender says "HEY! you can't bring that pig in here!"
Osama bin Laden says "pardon me! but this is a duck, you infidel!"
The bartender says "Pardon ME!!! I was speaking TO the duck!!!"
lame, I know ... 8) ... fwiw
ROFLOL!
Thanks for the grin :)