"But look what he's wearing! He's wearing a jacket, shirt and tie and shorts. Or am I going blind."
You ignorant peon. I'll have you know that this is a yachting blazer, worn only by the finest gentlemen at the country club. What do you mean I look like a dork?
LOL Well then I will just say "Chips Ahoy" then.
I bet he has black knee socks and dress shoes on also. Dork!!!!!!