Chris Matthews: "Republicans are better at balloons."
Did he say that? God. See, I told you. He's a dope. What a Loser.
Ah, finally, a subject an airhead like Matthews can speak on.
Jonathan Edwards:
[Chases after balloon, mistaking it for an ambulance.]
BIGTIME Kudos to NYPD and everyone who guarded against any terrorist ambitions on the big dance. GW is such a good man, and Kerry's going to come off as horribly desperate and antagonistic in the coming hour.