(Caption This?) Photo of Al Franken in drunken rampage

Drudge Report, Sarcasm ^ | 9/1/04 | Drudge

[Prime Choice]

Sakes. If one Republican pulled the same ridiculous antics as Franken, it'd be front-page news on the NY Slimes, the LA Slimes and the Washington Post.

But when it's a fruitcake nancy-boy like Franken, the only place you hear about it is on Drudge and FR.

[dangus]

It was supposed to be a joke: Mike Wallace's drunken rampage, and then it's Al Franken, LOOKING as old as Mike Wallace. Hence, the "Ooops, that's Al Franken, he just *looks* like a geezer."

[Mark in the Old South]

Al with slurred speech
"I'ms worssless, I'ms st..Hiccupupid..I'msss stuuuu..pid and goshses darn it nosebody likes me"

[Mark in the Old South]

Re: "You know those women who'll sleep with people to get them to vote for Kerry?"

I just bet there are a few very stupid women who have been lied to by some very naughty men. Unless they plan on having the sex in the voting booth. Oh no look out South Beach.

[brewcrew]

Jeez, are those Coke bottle glasses or what?

And the styling is just so 1983.

[TexanByBirth]

Al says.......

You have a booger on your nose. Can I eat it!

[sober libertarian]

no quote here -

But if I was sitting down and Stuart Smally or anyone else for that matter stood up, got in my face, pointed their finger at me and raised their voice towards me, I would stand up and put my fist through their nose. Franken is a big pussy and would never act out like that in a 1-on-1 setting. Franken was relying on the civility of others to protect his agressive behavior and any type of retaliation!

People like him and michael moore cannot take what they deliver! those kind of cowards need to have the sh*t kicked out of them periodically to help put thier out of control behavior in place, and I would love to be the guy to do it!

[T Minus Four]

It looks like he has a severed hand stuck in his armpit!

[Ramonan]

So much for Faux Diversity.
The guy he was picking on, if I heard Laura Ingraham right this morning, was her producer, Lee Habib, of middle East Origin.

[FesterUSMC]

[Chode]

I'm SMART!!! I can do things!!! Al Fredo - 2004

[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

"I am TOO the # 1 talk show host in America! I don't care WHAT your Arbitron says!"

[Robert A Cook PE]

Did kerry promise to sleep with Helen Thomas to get his hit-piece story written today about Rumsfield?

[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

"Damn you, Al Gore! If you hadn't invented the internet, the Swift Boat Vets would have never gotten their story out!"

[happy_conservative]

"I'm stupid enough, I'm irrational enough, and DAMMIT, THE LEFT LOVES ME!"

[Jasper]

"...I would stand up and put my fist through their nose."

Roger that!

If there is one thing I don't cotton to, it's someone 'gittin in my face' with their spittle and their nasty finger.

I'm surprised someone hasn't nailed him before now.

/jasper

[TheRightGuy]

My eyes, man ... gimme back my eyes!"

[finnigan2]

Photo #1, Caption:
Franken- "Whadda ya mean I have no listeners?"

Photo #2, Caption:
Franken- "I have one, one listener; and I can prove it!"

[metesky]

I'm 60 and I'd love to fight the cocky SOB.

[neefer]

You're first caption was funnier. In a drunken rage, Al Franken wouldn't know which arm he was missing ;)