Posted on 09/01/2004 10:57:49 AM PDT by dangus
I don't think I could quit laughing long enough to do anything. It's like Wally Cox trying to pick a fight with you.
"There's no need to fear. Alfranken is here"
It's the first time anyone's laughed at Al Franken in years...
MY EYES! THEIR GONE!
I'm going to have a meltdown and you can't stop me.
1st picture: "I'M Al Franken, and you're not."
2nd picture: "Now you silly little get, I'M Al Franken and YOU'RE not. Capiche?"
Drunken? While on the job, I suppose, since he was interviewing people, setting up his show.
Can we establish he was drunk?
"Here, suck my pseudo-thumb!"
How early in the morning would a normal person have to get up to get that ugly by 7:00PM?
Jeez, are those Coke bottle glasses or what? He must be blind as a bat!
I would have bit his windpipe in two
>>Can we establish he was drunk?<<
No, I was only poking fun at him looking as old as Mike Wallace. YOu remember Mike's recent drunken rampage, don't you?
>>Can we establish he was drunk?<<
No, I was only poking fun at him looking as old as Mike Wallace. YOu remember Mike's recent drunken rampage, don't you?
HEYYYY.. Waitasec. It says's AL FRANKEN'S Drunken rampage... Was I corrected by a moderator?
Is AL still working for free?
"I don't care what you say! I deserved the Oscar for 'Stuart Saves His Family'!"
Oh how I wish that I was the guy sitting in that picture. I would really enjoy giving Franken the ass kicking he so richly deserves. Except he'd cry like a girl and sue me later.... but it would still be worth it!
I remember that Franken assauled (shoved him to the floor) some guy during a primary event in early 2004. Could be he is about ready to blow again.
I remember that Franken assauled (shoved him to the floor) some guy during a primary event in early 2004. Could be he is about ready to blow again.
"Pull my finger, go ahead, pull it. (appropriate sound effect) Now that is how a real girlie man acts!"
Free Al Franken!
Free Al Franken!
*shudder*
Poor guy... You know those women who'll sleep with people to get them to vote for Kerry? He was trying to convince them that he had been going to vote for Nader, but no-one would sleep with him.
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