[Michael Goldsberry]

Lawyer: "a huge misunderstanding"

Uh-huh. You can't, simply CAN'T be held responsible for what you say, right?

Better learn some new phrases, Mr. X Cop, like "Want fries with that?"

[Flux Capacitor]

----Better learn some new phrases, Mr. X Cop, like "Want fries with that?"----

If I were him I'd focus on phrases he'll have more immediate need for, such as "Please use some Vaseline this time, Guido."

-Dan

[Hatteras]

Well, it is a misunderstanding. You see, his father was the Royal Overlord of Nigeria and was assasinated by members of a political hit squad formed by rivals to the throne. But, fortunately, not before he squirreled 55 million dollars away in the First Fidelity Bank of Nigeria. This poor fellow was lucky enough to escape the bombing of the family's '72 Ford Country Squire and snuck aboard an international flight landing in Miami where he hopped on to the back of an orange truck headed to Dallas. Unfortunately, somewhere outside of Tampa, the truck hit a bump and out he fell.

The poor fellow has been through a lot this past few years and he's just taking out a little frustration, that's all. But, if you could kindly send your bank account information to his attorney?........

[JasonC]

Well, you see, he thought the dry cleaner he said it to was a democrat. Big misunderstanding on his part...