I suppose I do need to change my screen name especially since the team I support is now relegated and shorn of all its good players that have f**ked off to Chelsea and T*ttenham and even Lazio...Of course, this is what you get for registering on FR just days after a certain Italian scores the goal that gives your team its first win over ManUre (Man Utd to the uninitiated) in 11 years...
I will of course emigrate to the U.S. just as soon as the Upton Park stadium is relocated there brick by brick.
Having said that, I suppose if they get into any more debt they will probably sell the stadium to the first gullible Yank that wonders by... after all, I recall one of your less bright fellow citizens once bought a bridge from us Brits some time ago....
p.s. re:Humour - you're seriously asking a West Ham fan if he has a sense of humour?
Also - yes, a certain ex- tabloid journalist member of this forum does still appear to be trolling around after all these years...
There you go -- I just knew we were on the same side!
West Ham rules -- it's bloody Fulham's wickedly-wanton wanker-wannabe wide-boys that be needin' close attention!
As for gullible Yanks, [The ones, that is not on the way to Mars and/or building Boeings, writing software, creating supercomputers and designing Bimmers, Merks, Bently, Rolls Royce, Jaguar, Range Rover, Aston Martin, Volvo, Toyoto, Honda and Lexus -- etceteras -- cars] -- I dunno if you've been paying much attention lately but most of those these days who are not Latinos and transported Poles and Micks talk like Yarpies and Ruinekkers or speak in Russian, in Bengali, in wolds 'n dales warbles, Cockney and Liverpudlian -- or in the mouth-fulla-marbles Cantonese accents of the formerly FRee British Citizens of Formerly-FRee-British Hong Kong!
Wotcha, Cock -- B A