But Time is a nooooze-magazine. Everything they say must be true because it's noooooooze.
Well of course. Silly of us to forget. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
I once worked as a check out clerk ( non Union) people would buy the National Enquirer and say in all seriousness "They wouldn't be allowed to print it if it wasn't true ". Well there ya go- proof in the pudding right cher.