Skip to comments.
Spotlight on Uranus (It's Getting Closer)
Globe and Mail ^
| August 27, 2004
| Michael Kesterton
Posted on 08/27/2004 7:26:04 AM PDT by Loyalist
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60 next last
To: Loyalist
For a minute, I thought this was a thread about colon health.
21
posted on
08/27/2004 7:36:55 AM PDT
by
Stag
(Kerry, Lenin, Chirac - which one doesn't belong? Kerry. The others love their country.)
To: Loyalist
Hold everything, stand up move away from the table, this should help. As in the past I heard where Uranus has appeared closer and closer for some viewers, oh the horror.
22
posted on
08/27/2004 7:37:02 AM PDT
by
cav68
To: Loyalist
"Uranus is getting closer"
Your cracked.
23
posted on
08/27/2004 7:39:16 AM PDT
by
Stag
(Kerry, Lenin, Chirac - which one doesn't belong? Kerry. The others love their country.)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
Could be if one is not tidy
24
posted on
08/27/2004 7:39:24 AM PDT
by
cav68
To: dirtboy
25
posted on
08/27/2004 7:40:07 AM PDT
by
itsamelman
(“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
To: Loyalist
26
posted on
08/27/2004 7:40:20 AM PDT
by
alnitak
("That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" - Foghorn Leghorn)
To: Riley
27
posted on
08/27/2004 7:40:36 AM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(Spirit of '76 bttt!)
To: Loyalist
Reminds me of the Rodney Dangerfield joke I read a day or two ago.
"I'm so ugly that on my last check-up my proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth"
28
posted on
08/27/2004 7:42:04 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(John Kerry, sign form 180 .)
To: Loyalist
Q. What do toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common?
A. Both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
29
posted on
08/27/2004 7:42:33 AM PDT
by
itsamelman
(“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
To: headsonpikes
Others can't distinguish it from a hole in the ground.
Should have added that, didn't think of it. :-)
30
posted on
08/27/2004 7:42:39 AM PDT
by
Riley
(Need an experienced computer tech in the DC Metro area? I'm looking. Freepmail for details.)
To: Loyalist
31
posted on
08/27/2004 7:44:08 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(John Kerry, sign form 180 .)
To: Loyalist
Stop that! It's getting altogether too silly.
32
posted on
08/27/2004 7:45:08 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Now with 23% more sarcasm than last year's Freeper!)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
33
posted on
08/27/2004 7:45:15 AM PDT
by
johnb838
(Deconstruct the libsocs)
To: Loyalist
ALGORE TO ADDRESS URANUS AS CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING.
34
posted on
08/27/2004 7:47:31 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(John Kerry, sign form 180 .)
To: PatrickHenry
"The planet that dare not utter its name" placemarker.
To: Riley
Others can't distinguish it from a hole in the ground.Sort of like confusing 'burro' and 'burrow'.
;^)
36
posted on
08/27/2004 7:49:25 AM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(Spirit of '76 bttt!)
To: dirtboy
A proctologist steps away from the table over which his patient is bending and calls to his nurse, who quickly responds. He whispers something in the nurse's ear. A minute later, she appears in the doorway of the room holding a bottle of beer. The proctologist is first puzzled, but then understands the confusion. "No, no," he says. "I told you to get me a butt light."
37
posted on
08/27/2004 7:52:01 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(John Kerry cried and asked TaRAYaz to make the SwiftVets stop)
To: longshadow
"The planet that dare not utter its name"
I submit that pronounciation should be changed to "ooh-raahn-aahs"
To: Loyalist
Spotlight on UranusGee - I hope my dingle-berries aren't showin'.
39
posted on
08/27/2004 7:55:20 AM PDT
by
TomServo
("Meanwhile, the Midvale police visit his locker and find out why they call him 'Buzz'...")
To: Loyalist
Well, isn't that special?
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
